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My Half-Brother's Narcotics Pen

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My Half-Brother's Narcotics Pen

Emma Tattenbaum-Fine
Jul 28, 2022
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My Half-Brother's Narcotics Pen

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“Here. Sign your book with this. I use it to prescribe narcotics.”

It writes so smoothly! I brim with power as it glides.

I sign my half-brother’s copy of my book. When I’m done, the inscription reads:

Enjoy my book!

I look great as a boy.

Glad we never matched on Tinder.

“Great to finally meet you in real life! Thank you for the pen!”

Having blown on the fr…

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