My (Brief, Exhilarating, Absurd) Brush with the Underworld

I suppose I can't run for office now?

A little preview here for my free subscribers:

And below the paywall, here’s the full video of a story I told recently at “The Mister Rogers Variety Hour” at Von Bar on the Lower East Side. Our theme for the evening's stories was MONEY.

(… Crime doesn’t seem to really… keep anyone from running for office.)